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All Aboard the Ant Poop Train

Choo Choo!

Disclaimer: The following story contains explicit language and mature themes. Reader discretion is advised.

Every Friday, I publish a bizarre story of illogical worlds.

Local ant — This image was generated by the Author using an AI-based image creation program.

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A man named Ethan loved going to the forest for his bathroom needs, like any normal man…

Butt… sorry but…

This isn’t just any story about a man and his love for nature’s call… it’s a shit story, so, if you have a weak stomach, please, for your safety, don’t read any further.

One lovely day, Ethan ventured into the forest, armed with a newspaper and a serious look. He found the perfect spot, a cozy cavity next to an anthill, and did his business.

Did his business — This image was generated by the Author using an AI-based image creation program.

What came out was a masterpiece, an art, a long poo — so cylindrical, so perfect, so clean, it could have been a sculpture in a museum.

The local ants, who were busy doing ant stuff (what else could it be), stopped in their tracks. They stared at the poop with their eyes wide…